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    Printable sex coupons

    36 free sex coupons for your partner, from sweet to spicy to kinky, plus blank ones to write your own. Pick the sets you want, print, cut out, and hand them over in an envelope. They make a brilliant Valentine's, anniversary or birthday gift.

    The fine print

    • • A coupon is an invitation, not an obligation. Either of you can say "not tonight" and save it for another day.
    • • Take out any coupon that isn't a yes for both of you before you print. Our yes/no/maybe list helps you find out.
    • • For the kinky ones, agree limits and a safeword first.
    Coupon sets to print

    🔥 Sweet coupons

    • This coupon is good forA full-body massage, no strings attachedTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forBreakfast in bed, made just how you like itTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA night where you choose everythingTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA slow bath for two, candles and allTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forTwenty minutes of kissing, and nothing elseTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA lazy morning in bed, phones offTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne long cuddle on demandTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA love letter, handwrittenTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA date night I plan from start to finishTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forSlow dancing in the kitchen, any timeTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA foot rub after a long dayTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne "yes" to the movie, the takeout and the blanketTo: ____________From: ____________

    🔥🔥 Spicy coupons

    • This coupon is good forOne striptease, to a song you chooseTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA lap dance. Look, but don't touchTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOral, whenever you want itTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA quickie, redeemable at a moment's notice (at home)To: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forShower together, and I wash every inch of youTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA night of being teased for as long as you can stand itTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forYou pick the positionTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forI'll wear whatever you choose to bedTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forAn oil massage with a very happy endingTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA toy of your choice, used on youTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne fantasy, talked through in detail, in bedTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forMorning sex: set the alarm early and I'm yoursTo: ____________From: ____________

    🔥🔥🔥 Kinky coupons

    • This coupon is good forTie me to the bed for an hour (within our limits)To: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forI'll be your obedient sub for one eveningTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forYou're in charge: one evening, your rulesTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forTen spanks, counted out loud, and thanks after each oneTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forBlindfold me and do whatever you like (within our limits)To: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forEdge me until you decide I've earned itTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne roleplay scene of your choice (both adults)To: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forCall me whatever you want tonightTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne night of total body worship, all for youTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forI won't come without your permission for a whole dayTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forOne new thing from our yes/no/maybe listTo: ____________From: ____________
    • This coupon is good forA night of aftercare: you choose how I look after youTo: ____________From: ____________

    ✏️ Write your own

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    How to use sex coupons

    Sex coupons are little promises: a massage, a striptease, a night where your partner makes all the rules. They turn "we should try that sometime" into something your partner can actually hand back to you, and the anticipation of when they'll use one is half the fun.

    • Give them as a gift. Tuck a set into a card for Valentine's Day, a birthday or an anniversary, or hide them around the house for your partner to find.
    • Mix sweet and spicy. A bundle with a few of each feels thoughtful as well as sexy.
    • Write your own. The blank coupons are the best ones: write the thing you know your partner has been hoping for.
    • Set your own rules. Some couples add an expiry date, or a rule that a coupon can't be used during the work week.
    • A coupon never overrides a no. If one of you isn't up for it tonight, it waits. That keeps it fun.

    More ideas

    Want something to play right now? Try our sex dice,online truth or dare orprintable truth or dare cards. For a longer plan, oursex bucket list has 100 things to try together, and ourdares for couples make great coupons too.